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imagine if every time you had an internet fight rpg battle music just played

…I did that a few times (battle or discussion) with the cross-examination music from Phoenix Wright and Trigger Happy Havoc.

lahtheantihero:

Imagine your favourite fictional character in a business suit.
Imagine you got invited for a “job interview” with that one character.
Imagine that one character saying in the end: “You got that job.”

I do not get this joke Old Spice did in one of those ‘intervention’ websites.

I mean, I understand the other joke products, but what is wrong with the general concept of leather sheets? I mean, I would not like to be with 98% sterile (unless the producers are being honest with that there are germs everywhere and reproduce really fast) unwashable sheets, but I actually think that they look luxurious! The only thing of which I can think is that either they lack function (If so, then how?) or are a form of animal cruelty.

askjollydragonite:

markysheap:

I am used to ‘Marcus’. In fact, the way you hissed the name just made things better… though…. if you evolved, that would be ‘Marrrrrrcussssss’.

Either way, your mother did not tell me that. I just happened to hear at that time. I can instantly recognize that name.

*mumbles something about the Bible*

Mark: “That was not an intended hiss, but whatever. It comes out whenever it wants. You wanna be called that, then fine. I’m not the boss of you.”

Whatever, Mark. I just like someone who shares my name.

By the way, I actually like those hisses, intended or not. They are one of my guilty pleasures whenever a snake ends up hissing an ‘s’.

askjollydragonite:

Mark: “I’m sorry. Dude. It’s Mark. Did Mom tell you that? She calls me that when she’s super mad. You should call yourself Mark. It’s more catchy than ~~~Marcussssss~~~.”

((I knew your name was in your [URL,] but I never thought of that until no[w. T]he light bulb in my head never went [‘]ding[‘.]))

I am used to ‘Marcus’. In fact, the way you hissed the name just made things better… though…. if you evolved, that would be ‘Marrrrrrcussssss’.

Either way, your mother did not tell me that. I just happened to hear at that time. I can instantly recognize that name.

*mumbles something about the Bible*


((By the way, I like how you drew Marcus/Mark here.))

ask-the-deranged-scyther:

I want to update… So bad… But I can’t bring myself to do it. Help!

Today is my birthday.

I am 22 years of age today.

The Feed – July 2014

I left the hospital today. My pains were more serious than I thought.

I discovered Polseres vermelles.

After I left, I got a few things, including a new memory card that would serve my 1DS flashcard better.

I am synching everything before my birthday party at July 23.

I still cannot pass World 5 at Super Mario Bros. 1. I should pause that game.

The house is too hot.

I, for some reason, am quite jumpy right now. I think this is due to my overstimulation and the pent-up energy from my hospital stay.

markysheap said: Do you let others sleep with you LITERALLY?

johnny-thejaw-worthington:

markysheap:

johnny-thejaw-worthington:

"I think you meant to say figurative, unless you honestly care about who I’m with when I am sleeping. Yes, I literally let some monsters sleep in the same bed as me on certain occasions"

No; I truly, honestly mean ‘literally’. The most perverted I am willing to go are hugs and feeling your fur & horns. To me, the sleeping itself is the experience.

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"Weird..you think hugs are perverted? You must live a very sheltered life" Johnny said "Like I said, rare occasions. I don’t like sharing my bed if I can help it"

…exactly. If the most perverted thing I do are hugs, which are not perverted, then no way am I going to do the nasty stuff. This is just wordplay or logic-play or whatever; I do not really believe that hugs are perverted.

markysheap said: Do you let others sleep with you LITERALLY?

johnny-thejaw-worthington:

"I think you meant to say figurative, unless you honestly care about who I’m with when I am sleeping. Yes, I literally let some monsters sleep in the same bed as me on certain occasions"

No; I truly, honestly mean ‘literally’. The most perverted I am willing to go are hugs and feeling your fur & horns. To me, the sleeping itself is the experience.